Got my crojo back

Among us dudes.. no, I don’t know what they are either, but the kids keep asking for them

King Lizard, or Mr Gecko, inspired by a colleague’s message on a particularly shit day at work

The Child/Grugo/baby Yoda.. whatever the fuck it is (more husband requested than child)

‘Picklechu’ I’m not even gonna try and explain this one… they ask, I provide

Pickletta/Rose / Made on request from girl/child

I’m now making a blanket, followed by another blanket, followed by.. a blanket. And whatever random creatures get requested in between. I may have ordered Black Friday wool, I’m literally tripping over it.

Mr Birdy says..

Birthdays suck when you’re old… eat nuts instead

For my birthday this year I got a husband cancer scare, a sort of feeble attempt at hacking my google account and a bloody good attempt at hacking a different account, which could have been expensive if:

  • I had any money to steal!
  • I hadn’t been sitting taking pictures of birdies and being soaked by a water pistol and had been at work.
  • I hadn’t been waiting 7/8 weeks for a super important life changing phone call which will make everything better and has caused me to become unhealthily attached to my phone.

So hackers.. I may seem like an easy target.. someone somewhere clearly has a bunch of my details but I HAVE NO MONEY!! It’s not worth your time. If I had money, I’d have a fridge with food in and shit like that.

And all of the above and other things has caused my 2 week ‘holiday’ from work to result in me ending up a weird anxious sorta panicky version of myself. So well, another year over and all that, back to work this week!